Have you ever....

.....vacuumed the crumbs off the kitchen table?

.....eaten stale Cheetos just because the bag was in front of you?

.....laid down for a quick nap but were awakened by the sound of the bus at the end of the driveway?

.....spent hours reading someone's (whom you don't know) blog?

.....told your child you were too tired to play catch with him?

.....thrown your own mini tantrum that included chucking a back pack down the hall?

Yeah, me neither.